Revocation of the Week – George Lopez

Ay Caramba! Everyone’s favorite Mexican funny man is reportedly getting divorced from his wife of 17 years. But why? How is that possible? Sniff….Sniff…..say it isn’t so!

Just kidding, I don’t give a s**t at all.

Turns out Mr. Lopez has a thing for the hookers. Hahaha, nice guy.

"I had sex with George Lopez for money, and so did a friend of mine," a professional escort who uses the name Tiffany told The ENQUIRER in a May 31, 2010 issue.

In a statement, a publicist for the star said: "George and Ann Lopez have made the decision to end their 17 year marriage. The decision is amicable and by mutual agreement. They remain dedicated parents, and committed partners in business and their philanthropic organization, The Lopez Foundation."

Riiiiigggghhhhtttt…….

Apparently, this Mejicano was so brazen he even tried to set up threesomes with himself and two hookers at the same time! Way to go Speedy Gonzalez!!

This isn’t big news at all. Just another jerkoff cheating on his wife with hookers.

There is a twist though. This selfish prick almost died in 2004 when a genetic condition caused his kidneys to fail. His wife of 17 years SAVED HIS LIFE by giving him one of her kidneys!

And this is how he repays her kindness, by plowing through hookers three at a time.

Nice Guy.

Sorry George, your MANCARD is REVOKED.