Ok, this moron hasn’t really been in the news for a while, so let me refresh your memory.
Basketball player. NBC analyst and commentator for the NBA. Fun-loving guy. Cordial and friendly. Gave us a tour of his mansion on MTV Cribs. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, also a MURDERER and a DRUNK.
On Valentine's Day 2002 Jayson Williams was having a party at his N.J. mansion and then, joking and laughing, went into his gun cabinet and pulled out his shotgun. From there, he approached his limo driver, Costas "Gus" Christofi, recited profanity-filled lines from a classic movie and then the shotgun went off, killing the guy.
Despite being found guilty on four lesser charges, Williams was found not guilty in three out of four of the greater charges. Having a crap load of money and a great lawyer pays off, doesn’t it?
So, let me ask you, how do you think the limo drivers family members felt at the time? What the hell was going through their heads? They must not have had too high of an opinion of the American legal system. Trust me folks, if it were some regular schmuck like the rest of us who acted drunkenly and negligently, he would have wound up in jail getting sodomized for the last eight years.
Well, this stupid jackhole is back in the news again. Jayson Williams got hammered earlier this week and drove across four lanes of oncoming traffic before smashing his Mercedes into a tree. This according to a witness whose testimony is being used in court. Man, this guy just doesn’t understand that you should never mix alcohol with A-hole.
Police are accusing the former NBA star of 2 counts of drunk driving for his Tuesday morning car crash, which left Williams with a fractured neck.
The unnamed witness told cops they saw Williams get into his black 2007 Mercedes and operate his car “in an unsteady and abrupt manner, in that the vehicle crossed four lanes of oncoming traffic and crashed into a tree on the sidewalk." Translation: He was bombed.
Here’s the best part. When policed arrived on the scene of the car crash, they found Jayson sitting in the passenger seat of his SUV. “Maybe trying to appear as if he wasn’t driving” HAHAHA. That’s classic man, nice try.
Anyway, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say your Mancard is HEREBY REVOKED FOR LIFE.