Revocation Of The Week – Gary Coleman

Okay, seen here taking his “I am Yoda’s evil twin” mug shot is the worlds angriest former child star Gary Coleman. Gary was arrested on domestic violence in Utah on Saturday. E! News reports:

Coleman's latest arrest follows his wife's bust last July for suspicion of domestic violence and disorderly conduct in the same Utah town. The duo, who married in August 2007, had already started divorce proceedings and made an appearance on Divorce Court in 2008. They had since reconciled...until Saturday's squabble.

Domestic violence? Really?? It’s kind of hard to believe that this guy is really hurting anyone when my eleven year old daughter could kick his ass but here we are again with this guy.

The 41-year-old actor shot to fame with his 1978-86 sitcom, "Diff'rent Strokes," but had gone through a lifetime's worth of trouble by the time he settled down in Utah County.

How the f***k do you get in trouble in Utah of all places? Isn’t this the place where the motto is “our Jesus is better than your Jesus? “ This place is so tame that they think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

Yet it seems little Gary has landed himself in more trouble since moving to Utah. It’s like idiotic scandals cling to him like a magnet but he has no one to blame but himself.

Coleman was tagged on a warrant for failing to appear at a court hearing for an earlier domestic-violence charge against his wife. He is scheduled to appear in Santaquin Justice Court on Feb. 8.

In 2008, Gary also pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct during a scrap with a man trying to take pictures of him at a Payson bowling alley. Earlier in the year, he was cited for disorderly conduct after a wicked argument erupted with his wife in Provo. His arrest last week also stemmed from a domestic-disturbance call at his home.

If this guy hates the public eye so much, why the hell doesn’t he just disappear out of sight? I mean, do you guys ever read about Al Pacino or Robert Deniro in the news? If they can keep it low key, why can’t this little douche do the same? In all fairness though, Deniro and Pacino haven’t starred in any “classic” movies like “Midgets Vs. Mascots” but they do there best to stay out of the public eye anyway.  He even whored himself out on “Divorce Court” of all places with his wife Shannon Price. He's also been arrested for assaulting an autograph seeker. I don’t know which is more pathetic, Gary Coleman assaulting his one autograph seeker or the actual autograph seeker who wanted Gary Coleman’s autograph!

And here’s my favorite one, Little Gary got into a confrontation with a driver while working as….wait for it….A SECURITY GUARD!  

Who the f***k in their right mind is hiring GARY COLEMAN to protect the premises and property of their business???? HAHA! Awesome!  Whachu talkin’ bout Willis???

Sorry Gary, Your MANCARD is REVOKED!