Hey everyone, do you guys remember learning your ABC’s? I do. My parents sang me the ABC song when I was little. They used flash cards too, “Just sound it out, honey”. I was very lucky that I didn’t have a sadistic asshole for a father. Who am I talking about you ask? It’s 27 year old U.S. Army Sergeant Joshua Ryan Tabor. This f*****g moron served 15 months in Iraq and apparently he picked up some pretty interesting parenting techniques over there.
 

He water boarded his daughter! The terrible thing this little girl did that prompted her punishment? Why it was refusing to recite the alphabet, of course.
 
Tabor told authorities that “his purpose was to punish her by putting her in the water because he knows she is afraid of it and he wanted her to cooperate.”“She said her letters after that,” Tabor told the cops, admitting that he had grown frustrated with the girl after practicing the letters for “approximately three hours.”
 
Three hours? RUFKM? I don’t even want to do things I LIKE for three hours and this little kid was subjected to learning her letters from Sergeant dick head.
 
“We had a report of [Tabor] walking around his neighborhood holding a Kevlar helmet and threatening to bust out windows,” Stancil told ABCNews.com today. “In the process of talking to Tabor’s girlfriend about what was going on, we learned that he had also been abusing his daughter.” Stancil said that when the cops coaxed the little girl out of the bathroom they saw that she was covered in “multiple bruises pretty much all over her body.” “She was very open with us,” Stancil said of the young girl, whose name is not being released because she is a minor. “She basically came right out and said, ‘Daddy does this to me. He uses his hands.’’ Both the girl and the father admitted to the torture, even detailing how Tabor would sit the girl on the edge of the bathroom sink and hold her head down until it was nearly submerged in water, dunking her if she refused to recite the alphabet, said Stancil. Tabor’s girlfriend may also end up facing charges in the incident. She noted that Tabor has an “anger management problem” to police.
 
Wow, this guys girlfriend’s a f*****g genius! Anger management problem? What was your first clue? And by the way, where the hell were you when all this was going on???
 
Oh, and according to investigators, the 4-year-old girl seemed quite smart and without any developmental issues. Although, after living with Sergeant douchebag for the past couple of months, I’m sure this kid will need therapy for quite some time. There you go folks, parenting techniques courtesy of the Joseph Mengele Childcare Institute.
 
Y’know, you need a license to drive. You need a license to hunt. You even need a license to fish. But any backward, sadistic jerkoff creep can become a father.
 
Hey f***k head. You MANCARD is revoked for life.