Man of the Month...
Each week we will nominate a man of particular distinction to be featured as the Mancard.com Man of the Week. To qualify for this honor, he must personify and showcase what we would consider to be a manly behavior, accomplishment, or quality of character. Yes, this gives us a pretty wide population to choose from - but everything is up for debate.
Man of the Week - Walt
So the owner of MANCARD wandered in to one of his favorite watering holes recently. After having a beer or two he watches four guys walk in, camera phones in hand. They all sit down and one of them orders a 7 pound hamburger. Yes, thats right, 7 pounds!
Now, the owner of MANCARD is no small guy and pretty much has the eating capacity of your average billy goat, so obviously his curiousity is peaked. He walks over to the table to check things out. The poor, bleary eyed dudes name was Walt. Walt explained that when he gets hammered and hung over, he's a big eater. Now you would expect that a guy who orders a 7 pound hamburger to be a fat f******g slob, but not Walt. And yet, he plowed into that burger like he was a contestant on the Biggest Loser. When all was said and done, Walt didn't eat the whole burger, but did manage to choke down 5 pounds of it. Yes, five pounds.
Let me put that into perspective for you by naming some other things that weigh five pounds..... A sack of flour..... three litres of gin.... A pair of work boots..... A battery for a 2002 KTM EXC Racing Four Stroke.
The f*****g guy even washed down that meal with some beers! Incredible!
Now, I'm pretty sure that a full grown puma doesn't even eat five pounds of meat in one sitting, so for this reason, Walt and his cast iron colon are being inducted into the Man of the Week club. Congratulations Walt.
It's times like this that make me grateful I'm not a plumber.
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