Who says the Man of the Week can't be a dog?
 
Check out the laundry list of the things this amazing German Shepard while serving 6 years in the Vietnam War. During his service, he partnered with eight different handlers, all of whom lived to return to their U.S. lives and families, no doubt due in part to Buddha's bravery.
 
He was wounded five times. He was trained to recognize booby traps, mines, tunnels and weapon caches. He had five confirmed kills in close combat. He dragged wounded soldiers to safety. He warned his platoon when danger was nearby. He protected and saved the lives of uncountable numbers of American servicemen. This dog was such a badass that the The Viet Cong even put a price on his head.
 
And how did our distinguished military leaders thank Buddha after his dedicated and brave service you ask? Well, they gave him the death penalty of course.
 
America’s war dogs prevented over 10,000 casualties in Vietnam alone. And at the end, these hero dogs were declared “surplus armaments” and euthanized. Can you f*****g believe that?
 
To Buddha and all the "war dogs" who served bravely, we thank you.
 
And to the US military leaders who euthanized these special animals, all of your Mancards are REVOKED you DOUCHEBAGS.